The new rumor to this never ending Chrihanna saga is that Tina Davis, Chris Brown's manager, allegedly had an affair with C. Breezy when dude was the tender age of 16. TMZ goes so far as to claim that as the "other woman", a three page text from Davis to Brown on the evening of the Grammy's set Rihanna off to the point where she ended up smacking, slapping and going buckwild on Brown, resulting in Brown "Chris Browning" Rihanna. Got that?
I know Tina. I met her back in the late '90's when she was a power exec at Def Jam. Even worked with her briefly. The pictures and clips don't really show how fine she is. Focused, strong willed, determined, beautiful chocolate skinted sister. Last time I saw her was at the MTV Music Awards down in Miami, like 4 years ago. She actually introduced Chris to me and wifey as her new artist. Before he blew up. He was hella smiles, so I'm guessing he was blowing her backs out. She turns 40 this month. Older women everywhere are realizing that tapping into that fountain of youth is a great thing. Gotta start going back to yoga, just to get limberer and fresher looking, especially since wifey's been really stank to me of late. Hope she's not "Tina Davising" me.
Kinda mad that older chicks didn't take unlawful advantage of me when I was 16. I had mad youth to share back then. Kinda jealous at Chris as well. Hittin Tina AND Ri Ri? Effin light skinted kneegrow. Like I tell my kids, "life's not fair"! My advice to my younger readers, get that whilst you can yung dunny's. Let them older broads take all that unlawful advantage out on you. But keep that on the low though.
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She was scouting for younger dudes. I'm convinced. To get a meeting, you'd have to manage a 16 yr old or be 16. Props to Chris Brown!
ReplyDelete^I should'a told her I was 14.
ReplyDeleteHe certainly has a type don't he?
ReplyDeleteYou know what though... when I was 16, I don't remember many 40-year-olds looking like Tina Daviseses.
ReplyDelete^ Me either.
ReplyDelete^Uhm. Good for you ZEEZUZ.
ReplyDeletelmao at ZEEZUZ, that shit should be a film!
ReplyDeletethanks for the info!
ReplyDeletei love your blog...
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ReplyDeleteHope she's not "Tina Davising" me.
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Stay open minded CJ so you wont get blindsided. Some guys think their woman can never cheat and they end up catching a disease or raising another mans baby. Jazmine Sullivan has a new song letting people know women can cheat on good men.
She looks alright.. I mean .. but come'on..I guess he had to do it .. to keep his money in order... no?
ReplyDeleteOlder women been on my radar since I been getting that stank-a-lank. And they been the first to show me the things that I use to turn a young ho face inside out.
ReplyDeleteTrue story is that back in 1998 when the Brooklyn Museum of Art popped off their 1st Saturdays I used to go to that bitch and preen for them older 35+ broads. Now 12 years later, the 35 yr old broad is younger than me.
at least she has those heavy, slightly saggin' , 40something women big ole titties ... I guess this sis some weired fetish of mine...
ReplyDeleteshe looks like usher...or usher's mom
ReplyDelete"Effin' light skinted kneegrow" LOL
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