tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post3955232210400494072..comments2024-01-10T17:39:55.545-08:00Comments on Combat Jack With Today's Mathematics: I's Hongry!!!Combat Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476273851405957321noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-23088964751067250652009-01-27T00:04:00.000-08:002009-01-27T00:04:00.000-08:00Without skipping a beat, Shakira looks me dead in ...Without skipping a beat, Shakira looks me dead in the eye and pleads, "But Mister, I's HONGREY!"<BR/><BR/>Haha, I could hear that shit in my head!<BR/><BR/>Good luck man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-63277746114672970772009-01-24T23:52:00.000-08:002009-01-24T23:52:00.000-08:00Yo CJ! You can do this man. I just started going...Yo CJ! You can do this man. I just started going back to the gym after I packed some Shakira on, looking a bit better and started turning my girl's eye like I haven't seen in a minute. But, reading this, I'm inspired, I may do this with you. Keep us updated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-74806734550156062272009-01-24T12:43:00.000-08:002009-01-24T12:43:00.000-08:00Three of my friends did the master cleanse. By ab...Three of my friends did the master cleanse. By about day 7 they turned gray and went loopy as fuck. All survived, though, and claimed to feel better, though I think after 10 days of maple syrup and lemon juice you're not going to admit that it didn't do shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-14387063309968421242009-01-23T15:10:00.000-08:002009-01-23T15:10:00.000-08:00LOL @ Greg & DameCJ How was day 2?-Chief Racka...LOL @ Greg & Dame<BR/><BR/>CJ How was day 2?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>-Chief RackaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-48224357043780513602009-01-23T14:41:00.000-08:002009-01-23T14:41:00.000-08:00"I was back on some hongrier than I ever been in m..."I was back on some hongrier than I ever been in my whole effin life. Hongrier than Shakira probably."<BR/><BR/>HahahaChristopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14486617482851964733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-28859867390100449282009-01-23T12:21:00.000-08:002009-01-23T12:21:00.000-08:00Shakira's in that picture above, eating that Whopp...Shakira's in that picture above, eating that Whopper Jr.<BR/><BR/>CJ, I just hit my earthy aunt in cali to see if mastercleanse is the one she recommends..She's frequently on that cleanse/juicing/holistic tip.<BR/><BR/>True story (another new fav of y'allz northern slang), my little cuz is 21 and living in ATL. He was a wild lil dude in Cali, popping pillz, hyphy dancing, fighting, and generally slutting out chicks right.. Now he works for, let's say a big natural grocery food store, and it's like he joined a damn cult! <BR/><BR/>He's half black/white and has the softest (white boy hair), scrunchiest (sp?), most malleable dreads you ever done seen. And he wont shave his facial hair no mo, it looks mad awkward w/ all that dark black scruff against his pale, pale skin (he is working so much the ninja ain't getting sun no more either..)<BR/><BR/>Gave away his TV, the whole 9. I jokingly tell my friends he is on his "godbody shyt" (a la Black girl lost). His mom calls him Gandhi, and another homie calls him little cuz Jesus.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I hadn't seen little cuz for good minute, even tho we both in the A. He comes thru one day, pale as hell right, talking about the pain in his life (no saigon), and telling me about his new diet, way of living, path to salvation, distrust in religion, etc..<BR/><BR/>I'm feeling him on about 75% of his theories, as I attended a black college and know all the HISstory, etc.. <BR/><BR/>Long story kinda shortened, he doesn't want to hit my offered smoke cuz it's in a swisher and he don't touch tobacco no more, OK, I feel you cuzzo. So I twist a special one just for him in some brown rizzla paper. then I offer him some red wine and make a joke about it not being organic (w/o sulfites..) (read "skinny bitch" if you haven't and have time.... although he told me it was basic and I needed to read something called "a black man's guide to life" or something similarly godbodyish).<BR/><BR/>Climax(II), we on the patio partaking, and he stops talking and puts his head in his lap.<BR/><BR/>"Cousin, I'm fasting and I don't feel good with this drank and smoke. I haven't ate in a few days, there's nothing in my body, only toxins being purged" He asks can he hit the restroom to sh*t, I politely show him to the guest room. I didn't show him as much as I directed his loony self, and wouldn't you know it, halfway across the living room he faints, falls back and busts his head/back/ass on one of my walls.<BR/><BR/>I thought he was dead. When he snapped to, I just started laughing in his face ridiculously.<BR/><BR/>I guess my point is, if the HGTV guy brings your stash back, don't mess with it for like 11 days. Just to be safe.<BR/><BR/><BR/>dameSTATUSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-77582232594178063032009-01-23T10:05:00.000-08:002009-01-23T10:05:00.000-08:00Nice but where is Shakira now...?Nice but where is Shakira now...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-57137773356789821442009-01-23T09:42:00.000-08:002009-01-23T09:42:00.000-08:00damn homie...good luck!damn homie...good luck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-9268923030860818172009-01-23T09:39:00.000-08:002009-01-23T09:39:00.000-08:00Good luck man!There was a girl in my old office th...Good luck man!<BR/><BR/>There was a girl in my old office that did it, she STUNK for two weeks... but also snuck M&Ms the whole time...FAIL... Oh, and she started the diet because she decided to wear an orange dress and gold belt to the office and the "construction barrel" jokes apparently bothered her... hmm... who knew?Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13316874495069501206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-40080149068082986802009-01-23T05:22:00.000-08:002009-01-23T05:22:00.000-08:00CJ, This is the funniest sh*t I've read in the New...CJ, This is the funniest sh*t I've read in the New Year!LOL....I'm with you there, B. I gained 25 lbs. since I moved to Chicago, and I'm on crazy diet, but not half as crazy as the Master Cleanse joint. And your wifey is not on the diet either!?!?Thats an accident waitin' to happen. I'll be checking back frequently to make sure you haven't choked her out for having saltines in the crib. Ha!DirtyJerzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15773615584421932400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-25694541419740521202009-01-22T20:32:00.000-08:002009-01-22T20:32:00.000-08:00ROFFLE!Dude: "It's been months since anyone in my ...ROFFLE!<BR/>Dude: <BR/>"It's been months since anyone in my house said anything about stamina."<BR/><BR/>TMI and is it that bad? <BR/>I think U-Turn from Weeds was on that Master Cleanse shit but mighta got iced before he could see results.<BR/>Good luck with that shit. I had organic chicken sausage with red and orange sweet peppers with sauted garlic on pasta.<BR/><BR/>-Chief RackaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722403698484418061.post-78147193157863808302009-01-22T20:02:00.000-08:002009-01-22T20:02:00.000-08:00does this shit work for everyonebecause i'm in the...does this shit work for everyone<BR/><BR/>because i'm in the same boat. smoked myself retarded for 10 years straight, a year on and i'm 45 pounds heavier cuz i used to be a skinny tall fucker. now i'm 15 pounds over weight and i need to lose this shit. i've thought about it but this is the first time i'm actually thinking about doing it<BR/><BR/>i'll keep checking over the next 9 days to see if ur still aliveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com